i ask the hole

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i ask the hole a question and the hole answers.

-"of what material are you?"
-"cinder blocks, cinderella, cigarettes, cellular phones, ca ca ca."
-"do you feel?"
-"muchas gracias."
-"of what material are your roof?"
-"blues."
-"is it safe to assume that you live in peace?"
-"yes, it is. but the ground is rather soggy/slushy/fishy."
-"do you prefer to be left alone?"
-"yes, very much so."
-"well, good bye then and thank you very much for being such a good sport."
-"yes, yes, yes, could you pass me and not notice me?"
-"err, no, i could not. sorry."
-"very well then."
-"bye."

i leave the hole to its own and return to the main vehicle.

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